KyleandTHEBEAR

Become My VF

2008-01-26T12:23:00.000-08:00

January has come and gone. It has not been an easy month for me with all the hate mails and threats from my loved ones about the comment I posted “it’s not the canine that needs the training it’s the owner.” However I must stay true to my values and beliefs and will not astray. I regret to inform my 4 fans that will remain nameless (mindi, megan, jenny, and kari.) that I have found comfort in a new virtual source FACEBOOK. In the last two weeks I have accumulated 21 virtual friends and it is growing substantially because I AM COOL (as if you didn’t know) I recommend to anyone who is somebody to hop on this virtual bandwagon. My posts on blogspot with subside for my time is being occupied with my new love FACEBOOK. If you want to be my virtual friend please log on to facebook.com and search yours truly kyle hart I am now accepting VF’s (virtual friends)

Dog whispering

2008-01-10T12:21:00.001-08:00

As I have been contemplating the new topic for my blog, many aspects have come to mind. For instance the holiday season, friends and family, accomplishments or the lack thereof, and many many more. However, I will not be discussing any of these in my December blog. For the last month I have been training to become a dog whisperer. With help from my exemplar and mentor Cesar, this has been an easy task. Though we have not met in person Cesar has taught me the ways of the whisperer.
In the Hart family I have noticed a need for stronger discipline and obedience for the canine species. I am stepping up to the plate to face this challenge. It has not been an easy one for I have suffered many wounds in learning restraining holds to tranquilize the canines. But at last I have mastered this detested art. Many may wonder “why go to such great lengths for a dog” or “Kyle I thought you don’t even like dogs” this however is a farce. I love the canine for I once was the beneficiary of love given by one of the greatest canines to walk the dirt of this earth, MUFFIN. The way he smiled, melted my heart. He smiled every second of his life. Some may say he had crooked teeth but NO this is false he just was happy and love to express it with a grin. So if anyone is tired of appalling characteristics of their canine please give me a call 1-888-K9whisperer and remember

“its not the canine that needs the training it’s the owner”
- Cesar Millan.

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2007-11-29T13:55:00.000-08:00

Today is nov. 29 a wonderful day because on this day some few decades ago me mum was born in the great land of SCOTland and without out her there would be no me. anyway thats not important what is important is what i have done the last 4 days.
SUNDAY; woke up around 12:55 and threw my B. A. three piece suit and made it to church by 1:00
4:00 took a little nap, 5:00 ate isabel's delicious dindin, 7:00 went to G ma's and beat barry in foosball.
MONDAY; woke up around 1:38 ate a sandwich and a chimichanga watched Ellen and learned some B. A. dance moves. then watched the hills and was joyously surprised to see audrina and justin bobby break up. 12:00 Partied till like fo in da mornin.
okok i didn't party till like fo in da mornin but i did watch fox 13 news at nine with isabel. 10:00 went to bed.
TUESDAY; woke up around 6:00, did some pull ups and worked on my figure, then went and did some charitable service for like eight hours or whatever. Then I read like three books and then i like helped 5 of my elderly neighbors put up christmas lights in the bitter cold. (Lets just say that grambling way looks alot temple square or the north pole.) Then i like had this hot babe ask me out so we went out on like a date. we kissed.
WEDNESDAY; wednesday was alot like tuesday, a lot a charitable service and what not.
THURSDAY; woke up around like 2ish. ate some E. L. fudge cookies with a glass of milk. Watched ellen. Rob and Big. Keeping up with the Kardashians, doctor 90210, E! NEWS, Newport Harbor reruns, (I love DVR.) and of course the Hills. (Dang i wish Spencer and Heidi would break up already.)

thanks for keeping up with kyle steven hart and if you are reading this and its already january 2008 thanks for not keeping up with kyle steven hart.

WE HAVE LAUGHED WE HAVE CRIED

2007-11-24T10:58:00.000-08:00

We have laughed, We have cried, We have smiled, We have frowned.
As this year comes to end, Barry and I have been reminiscing of the glad tidings that we have experienced this year. From Wayne’s SHANKLE/MANKLE to P. diddy’s and Jefe’s communal baths. From TURO’S chest hair styling to Danny’s heroic skinny dip that saved Jared’s boat and thus saved our lives. (thanks a lot Rob for untying Jared’s boat please don’t be so reckless with your Glock.) From Donna Mae’s patriotic solemn moments to Zach’s mancrush on Ignasio. From Brody’s fully suited swan dive into Steve’s pool to the dry ice bomb that nearly sterilized Danny luckily we found out last month that it didn’t. CONGRATS IT’S A GIRL

As for me and THE BEAR we are enjoying the luxuries of life such as, golfing, candle light dinners, and eating blessed chocolate down at Rocky Mountain Diamond. It has been a good year, hope the next can be as eventful and fun with a couple of new lady additions to the family.
Thank you all for the laughs

Sincerely, Kyle and THE BEAR.